Archive: Humor category
I got an awesome email tonight from one of the other Bens in my ward (names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty).
Watch this little French girl tell a story and I'm pretty sure you'll want to adopt her, too (via Garth Bruner):
Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.
See? ...
:P
1. My paraphrased version of a story from Bill Bryson's The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid (I should go find it so I can get Bryson's actual words, but oh well): When he was really young, he was at school and had to go to the bathroom. ...
Here's a completely random story I heard the other day:
The Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was ...
When I walked in to the stake offices this morning for stake presidency meeting, I found the counselors and other executive secretaries clustered around the wall. The wall that's usually blank. Except it wasn't blank anymore. This was on it:...
My cold-from-Styx is nocturnal. It's still awful during the day, mind you, but around ten o'clock each night it flares up into a hideous, shrieking banshee with blood on its agenda, tormenting me all night long with spasms of coughs that furrow my throat with glass-sharded sickles, snagging my ...
My mind is a bit slow at the moment, so instead of struggling to pull together a coherent post, here are a few really short tidbits:
1. For the statistically minded, this is my 1,011th post, and as of right now there are 2,990 comments on this blog. My guess, ...
1. Tonight I tried out speed dating for the first time. (It was a ward activity.) Holy smokes, I loved it! I love getting to know people and making new friends, and I love talking (perhaps too much, but to my credit I also love listening, though ...
From Fire & Knowledge, this lovely article from The Onion, headlined Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book:
Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there's more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently ...
